Warning - to ADHD Drug Strattera

Drug Strattera:" The FDA has issued a public health advisory reports of suicidal thinking in children and adolescents - Strattera, a drug to treat (ADHD) in adults and children.The FDA has ordered Strattera's maker, Eli Lilly and Co., to revise this product to include a "black box" warning on Strattera's product label and additional warning statements that alert health care providers of the increased risk of suicidal thinking. A black box warning is the strongest type of warning that the FDA can require for a drug. It is generally reserved for warning prescription drug users about adverse drug reactions that can cause serious injury or death. Strattera is the first FDA-approved nonstimulant to treat ADHD. Strattera has been on the market since 2002 and has been used by more than 2 million patients, according to the FDA. Strattera should be stopped in patients with signs of jaundice yellowing of the skin or whites of the eyes. Jaundice is a sign of liver damage. If blood tests show evidence of liver damage, the drug should also be stopped. In addition to yellowing of the whites of the eyes or the skin, there are other signs of liver damage. If you also notice any of these while taking Strattera, let your doctor know immediately. (Itchy skin,Dark urine,Pain or tenderness in the upper, right side of the abdomen,Unexplained "flu-like" symptoms.)"

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

" D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering her unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators."

Difference Between- Men & Women

" "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." --Was said : Jerry Seinfeld "

Senior Citizen Did Steal Money

news:"Sacramento, California - An elderly gentleman walked into a police station and reported that he thought he had robbed a Wells Fargo Bank a few days earlier. The police officers didn't take his confession too seriously because he was very old, suffered from obvious physical ailments, carried a white hospital bag, and admitted that he wanted to go back into Kaiser Hospital's psychiatric ward. He also couldn't remember the exact day, time, location of the bank, or the nearest cross street. However, after an intensive interrogation, FBI agents found out that the senior citizen had indeed robbed the bank and was responsible for three other bank robberies. Now this is a first, a robber who feels guilty."

Psychiatrist Turns Geeks Into Studs

" SEXPOT psychiatrist Dr. Cynthia Mesner turns timid and tittering geeks into swaggering studs with an exciting new psychiatric technique that relies on the Freud-like power of her 38-DD breasts! Deep-trance modification therapy with mammary adjunct" or "nip-notism," as the unorthodox doctor herself prefers to call the technique "is useful" in lulling nerds, Weird Harolds and other girl-shy guys into an altered state. As they continue to stare helplessly at her fully-exposed fun bags that's right, she works topless -- Mesner breathlessly whispers a series of "post nip-notic" suggestions that her patients will obey long after she's snapped them out of their trance. "I tell them they're 'hunky' and 'stud muffins' and say that everywhere they go, they'll drive women wild with desire," "The technique is far more effective than conventional hypnotherapy. Just getting these young men to look at my chest after I pop the buttons on my blouse is a major accomplishment. "But it sets the stage for them to grapple with and then conquer their fear of the opposite sex. "With hypnosis alone, we expect every patient to need additional treatment, and only three of 10 will ever learn to be comfortable around females. "With nip-notism, nine of 10 will go on to lead exciting and meaningful new lives as studs." The curvy 32-year-old doctor and former Watermelon Queen says she developed nip-nosis after noticing that men who asked for help with women often couldn't bring themselves to make eye contact with her. "One morning I was counseling a young man who wouldn't stop staring at the floor so I walked around my desk and lifted his head up with my right hand and forced him look at me," she recalls. "He was fighting to turn away, so I ripped off my blouse and bra with my left hand and screamed at him, 'Look! Look! They're shirt puppies, yes but they won't bite you!' "He calmed down instantly and, believe it or not, his voice dropped two octaves, from a tittering falsetto to a rich baritone. "I knew then and there I was on to something. "So I went to work to develop the full nip-notic technique that I'm using today, which is a marriage of otherwise conventional hypnotherapy, psychoanalysis and 'tough love' techniques." The sizzling psychiatrist charges $250 an hour for her services and there's a wait of up to six months for an appointment. She accepts insurance and, amazingly, most companies pay for nip-notic sessions. "Dr. Cynthia took me from dud to stud in just one session," testifies one ex-nerd. "At the age of 24, I was a virgin who'd never even been out on a date. And now, just six weeks after she nip-notised me, I've got 18 'babe notches' in the headboard over my bed."

Busted! Labrador retrieves owner's pot to cops

MSNBC:"Grapevine, Tex. - J.D. the Labrador retriever meant well, but he has landed his owner in a mess of trouble. Police say his owner was playing Frisbee golf with two friends at a suburban Dallas-Fort Worth course when a police officer arrived.The officer thought he smelled burning marijuana, so he asked the men for identification and began checking for outstanding warrants. J.D (the-dog) apparently sensing the party was over, waded into nearby Bear Creek, retrieved a plastic bag containing pot and brought it to the officer. The black Lab’s 25-year-old owner was charged with possessing drug paraphernalia. One of his companions was charged with marijuana possession. The third member of the party wasn’t charged. J.D. was turned over to him. Now tell me, this dog-J.D. wasn't mad at his owner for NOT.. throwing him the frisbee to play with them..LOL"

New Medical Study

Jay Leno:"According to a new medical study, it's healthy for a wife to get angry at her husband than to keep it all inside which can lead to disease. So guys when the wife runs you over with the SUV, she's just trying to live a healthier lifestyle." Saw this and laughed, had to share it with you. I like this guy-Leno, he comes up with the strangest stuff, and pulls it off!

Urinating in public

News:"Niagara Falls, Ontario - The operators of Casino Niagara told a local newspaper that customers urinating around slot machines had become a serious problem. Customers who believed a slot machine would soon pay off were afraid to leave the machines and either wore adult diapers, urinated into the plastic coin cups or simply on the floor next to the machines...This is Nasty...And how's you Day ..LOL"

" Saw this and wanted to post it, moneys tight right now maybe I should find a differant job? I heard Burger King Is hiring!!" 

" Ladies...Careful what you write on a cue'-card to your man...It may distract him" 

"Hate Monday ? Brain just don't work right.....Well here's a button you can now put on your key-board for those times when you just know....YOU SCREWED -UP!!" 

I'm Just A Love Machine

 

Angel Wings

Record News:"Man gives lift to those who need free ride for non-emergency health care Richard Sutton is an angel to many. An Angel Flight America volunteer, the Wichita Falls man is one of 850 pilots who help provide free, non-emergency transportation for people who have medical conditions that require travel. Angel Flight South Central - located in Addison, Texas - is one of the six groups that are a part of Angel Flight America. From Addison, volunteers oversee missions in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana and parts of New Mexico, Mississippi and Tennessee. Sutton also happens to be a retired physician. "(Angel Flight) gives me an opportunity to stay involved in medicine and provide a necessary service," he said. Sutton prefers to take on flights that originate in the Wichita Falls area because he can meet the needs of local residents and be home in time to take care of his own responsibilities. Angel Flight pilots pay for each flight out of their own pockets. With aviation fuel currently more than $3 per gallon, a round-trip flight to Houston from Wichita Falls costs no less than $400. Most flights for Sutton have been to Houston where he has carried patients for treatments or consultations at The University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center. More than 70 percent of the patients transported by Angel Flight South Central are cancer patients, including many children. The only requirements for using Angel Flight is that the patient be ambulatory, capable of being in an unpressurized aircraft and able to sit upright for the flight. Many use Angel Flight services because they don't have money to travel, but others may simply be too sick to drive or to fly on a commercial flight. Sutton believes the best part of being an Angel Flight volunteer pilot is contributing to the patients' care. He may have traded in his stethoscope for a pair of wings, but he continues to provide hope and healing for those in need.
To volunteer :
Pilots should have a minimum of 200 hours of flight time and access to at least a 4-seat aircraft To donate or for more information: www.angelflightsc.org"

Cats and dogs OK'd to cohabitate in Utah town

MSNBC:" Residents in Provo, Utah, can now officially own both cats and dogs. City Council members voted unanimously Tuesday to replace the word “or” with the word “and” in existing city code, which means residents can now own up to two cats and, two dogs at the same time. The problem was discovered when Susan Sewell and her family went to the Utah County Animal Shelter in Spanish Fork to adopt a kitten. The family already has a cat and a dog. They chose a kitten and began filling out the adoption paperwork. But when shelter staff learned of their existing pets, the family was told they couldn’t have the new animal because Provo only allowed residents to have cats or dogs, not cats and dogs. “I don’t think people will abuse the law just because it gets changed,” Sewell told the council. She said the family will be returning to the shelter to try again to adopt a kitten. “The kids will be begging us tonight, I’m sure,” she said after the council meeting." Excuse me?? I live in Idaho and I have been to Utah, and never did I hear this one before...I know in the town I live you can't have more then 2- dogs, unless you get a permit signed my the people who live around you, saying they don't mind...But A city ruling saying you can't have a dog & cat in the same house? Now I would be in real trouble at my house, because we have 2-cat's & 1-dog-(daughter's) 1-dog & 1-rat-(son's) and last but least, me. 11-goldfish (mine) What you got?

Love A Look into a Deeper Order

guyfinley:"It isn't hard, at times, to love others for what they are. Such relationships are on easy terms, and we receive what we give in a fair measure. But to love another for what they may yet be -- to give them the patience and kindness that lets them flower, this is a different task altogether. For to love a person for what he or she may be, costs us; and to pay this coin we must, ourselves, run in debt to who it is that we hope to be, an act that requires our payment in every moment, and with all those we meet. This is something I need to learn and repeat to myself each and everyday in my life, & to remind myself. I can only control what happens with-in my own feelings."

Gas prices helping.... WHO??

Gulfnews:"Other things gas prices are affecting are the bottom lines of OPEC and their brethen in the U.S.A. Where oh where has the money gone. While our government sits on its hands, oil companies are reaping criminal profits. Yes, we can point to the refineries as part of the problem, and indeed they are. However, all the money
is going to fuel. Our fuel prices have doubled, but our salaries stay the same. So what little discrecionary cash we did have is all but gone now. Hollywood is complaining about lower movie goer turnout. Hello! We won't talk about the outrageous cost for popcorn, that's another story all together. I think that is just the beginning. We are starting to see the rise in food costs and other materials will soon start. Inflation will start to take off, meantime our salaries stay the same. So first the movie theaters and other entertainment venues take the hit. Restaurants may see a tapering off also as people will not be able to afford to go out as much. Stores with paper thin margins all ready will start closing down. And where is all the money going, oh yeah, the oil companies. Hasn't it been noted in the papers the egregious profits they are getting? Oh and one last note, who in their right mind, would put almost all of our refineries located in the same area of the gulf coast? I understand the "not in my backyard" mentality, and believe me, I have been through Bay City, Tx and wouldn't want that smell in my backyard. However, these refineries should have been spread around more to minimize impact. We have a second major hurricane bearing down on TX. Could we lose the balance of the refineries?"

Idiot Sheriff's

"An individual who plugged her power strip Back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. Till someone pointed it out to her... A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less."

Home-improvements Signs you went over-board

1. You’ve built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage.
2. You’ll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family – your daughter’s goldfish, Buffy.
3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen “a bit overdone.”
4. You’ve converted the standard stall shower into a “bathing waterfall,” complete with tropical plants.
5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you’re trying to make arrangements with Universal for first-run films.
6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.
7. The local building department says you can’t add a fourth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.
8. You bought and demolished your next door neighbor’s house to make room for an Olympic size swimming pool.
9. You’ve installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.

10. You’ve built an FAA-approved heli-pad on your roof.

Found this at : http://www.shaeleighland.com/ Thank-you for letting me borrow it..Will share it well!!

Late Nite therapy For Couples

I hope her mate was at the hospital already, because from the looks on her face he'll end up their!!

Recalled Medicines... IMPORTANT!!

"My Son sent this to me to read and I felt it was something I should tell everyone so here it is. Also with the e-mail address of the people who made this claim..Pass it on!!

To confirm these findings please take time to check the following:

http://www.fda.gov/cder/drug/infopage/ppa/

You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most, drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND. Please read this.....CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know....STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA - Recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them, and they will also issue you a refund. Please pass this on so people are informed.

Phenylpropanolamine in these are causing strokes and seizures in children:

Orange 3D.... Cold &Allergy Cherry (Pink)....3D Cold &Cough Berry....3D Cough Relief Yellow 3D Expectorant.

The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine:

Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant ....Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements ....Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control ...Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or orange) ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Cough Medicine Effervescent ...Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Flu Medicine ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Sinus Effervescent ....Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine ....BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder ....BC Sinus Cold Powder ....Comtrex Flu Therapy &Fever Relief ...Day &Night Contac 12-Hour Cold Capsules ....Contac 12 Hour Caplets ....Coricidin D Cold, Flu &Sinus ....Dexatrim Caffeine Free ....Dexatrim Extended Duration .... Dexatrim Gelcaps ... Dexatrim Vitamin C/Caffeine Free .... Dimetapp Cold &Allergy Chewable Tablets .... Dimetapp Cold &Cough Liqui-Gels ....Dimetapp DM Cold &Cough Elixir .... Dimetapp Elixir .... Dimetapp 4 Hour Liquid Gels .... Dimetapp 4 Hour Tablets .... Dimetapp 12 Hour Extentabs Tablets .... Naldecon DX Pediatric Drops ....Permathene Mega-16 ....Robitussin CF ....Tavist-D 12 Hour Relief of Sinus & Nasal Congestion ....Triaminic DM Cough Relief ....Triaminic Expectorant Chest &Head ....Triaminic Syrup Cold &Allergy ....Triaminic Triaminicol Cold & Cough.

AGAIN!!...They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them.

Dennis Young, (Chief) - Thompson Valley EMS
380 N. Wilson Ave.
Loveland, CO 80537
youngdr@tvems.com "

Idiot Workers

"At a airport, a women was checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which she replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

Happened at a Birmingham, Ala. Airport. As Jess Foxworthy would say: HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!"

Brittany Spears' Oop's - I did it again

Pop Princess has a 2-pack a day habit!!... But says she plans on quitting to help her baby...SO much for her goodie two shoes look!!.....I knew she wasn't perfect as the world thought!!

Heroin use on - Live TV

Amsterdam, Netherlands :" A television presenter on a new Dutch talk show plans to take heroin and other illegal drugs on air in a program intended to reach young audiences on topics that touch their lives. The show, scheduled to premier on late-night television Oct. 10, is called "Spuiten & Slikken," or the "Shoot Up and Swallow" show. Even in the liberal Netherlands, where marijuana is sold and used openly, the idea was met with dismay by the governing center-right Christian Democrat party. Justice Ministry spokesman said it was not clear if he could be prosecuted. Possession of any amount of heroin is illegal,a highly addictive narcotic.The "Shoot Up & Swallow" shows will interview guests about drug use and abuse, while carrying out in-the-field experiments with sex and drugs Host, plans to smoke a heroin pill, have drinking binges in a series of pubs. Also take the drug LSD...On his couch under the supervision of his mother. The Netherlands is known for its marijuana policy, where sale and use of the drug in small quantities are not prosecuted even though technically illegal. Other drugs, including LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy and heroin are outlawed and dealers are prosecuted. The legal age for the consumption of alcohol and tobacco is 16. The BNN Show Has....Drawn viewer complaints for programs in the past, including a sex education program called "This Is How You Screw." One segment discussed how to have sex in a nightclub and featured life-size mannequins with sex organs It amazes me just how low people will go to get people to watch them on TV for fame!! What if he O.D.'s while taking these drugs? Are they going to tape that too?"

Liberal Verses Consertive

Most Americans have no idea what it sounds like to the rest of the world when an American condescendingly uses the word liberal as if it were a bad thing. Just to clarify: During the independence war, the British were the right-wing, conservative establishment. The Americans who decided to fight for their freedom were liberals. (liberal comes from liberty.) The founding fathers were liberals. The US is built on the ideals of liberalism. Thomas Jefferson (he wrote the declaration of independence) was a liberal. The declaration of independence, the constitution, and above all the bill of rights are the highest ideals of liberalism. You won't find a more liberal political paper than these documents. Everything the US stands for, everything Americans are proud of, are the liberal ideals of the liberal founding fathers. It has taken Europe centuries to reach those liberal ideals through horribly bloody wars. Ironically, today Europe is more liberal, while the US has drifted back into the same dangerous right-wing nationalism and radical patriotism that Europeans have fought centuries to rid themselves of - and that the US fought to liberate itself from during the independence war. Today the majority of Americans are more or less radical nationalists, with political views so right-wing, they often border on fascism. Of course Americans don't realize that. They think they're simply being "good Americans. This is just something I wanted to post, if you don't agree...Tell me!"

Motherhood!!

"This is how I feel right now!! I have a SON!! who no matter how much I love him, and try to make him grow-up into a good human being....He push's my buttons and does everything to make me blow my Top off my HEAD!! I told him this time I was fed up if he ran to be with his father this time he could stay their...Now I pray GOD give me the strength to follow thru...HE makes me crazy!!"

 

Missing Bill Clinton

Canadian TV.:" It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women...... Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!.. And, he gets a check from the government every month...... Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.... Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.....When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one." .......American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly..... Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom..... Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe...... The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

IDIOT SIGHTING

"When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
This really happened, was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!"

Bags for Bull...Finally

I wonder where to buy these? Then hand them to People you know never shut-up....

Whopper Please While I Rob You

AnnArborNews:"Reported that a man failed to rob a Burger King because the clerk told him he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. So the man ordered onion rings, but the clerk informed him that they weren't available for breakfast. The frustrated robber left.

And they say our young people aren't trained well, my problem is..How clean they are I went into to our local Burger King two different times and each time I had to ask the Super on shift...Why the young man making my sandwich ...Wasn't wearing gloves? They just told him to put them on!! YUCK!! "

Lick It - Go Ahead

Jay Leno:"An Australian company says they plan to use kangaroo dung to make stationary and other paper products. That's some-thing to think about the next time you decide to lick that envelope."

Cat Revenge

What they do to us when we're not home. Leave me home alone...Will ya!! 

How Coffee wise are You?

"Although you may know a lot about the brewing and enjoyment of coffee, there may be quite a lot you don't know about its other attributes. Take this test of your knowledge about the potential health benefits of coffee one of the worlds favorite beverages!

1. Which of the following is true?

A. The positive effects of caffeine will be reduced as users drink more coffee and build up tolerance.
B. Fine motor control can improve with moderate amounts of coffee.
C. An 8 oz cup of coffee contains 110 mg of caffeine.

2. Coffee seems to offer some protection against which of the following?

A. Colon cancer
B. Type 2 diabetes
C. Dehydration

3. What is a functional food?

A. A food that helps you function at your chosen activity.
B. A food that may deliver some health benefits beyond the nutrients

4. For which sports have studies demonstrated a caffeine/coffee benefit of improved stamina?

A. Sprinting
B. Endurance sports like cycling or running
C. Synchronized swimming

5. Which of the following would likely inhibit your ability to think clearly on an exam at 1:00 pm?

A. 1000-calorie high-carbohydrate pasta lunch
B. Skipping lunch and breakfast
C. A cup of coffee at noon

Okay...Now click on the comment tab and give me your answers, then.. I will tell you if your right! If by chance. You gave the wrong answer... I will give you all the correct answers after the test has ran for a week, at that time I will update the test to that date with all the correct ones included.....Go ahead test yourself!"

What is a true.. Friend

"I found this and knew I had to post it for all my friends who support me in reading my Blog - Thank-you..

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever... and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... SO NOW I WILL SAY: I like you because of who you are to me... A true friend....It could be anywhere-AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life....Remember!!

A good friend will not come bail you out of jail... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up! Proud to be your Friend! Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead. I've learned... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned... That money doesn't buy class. I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've learned...That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I've learned... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned... That the less time I have to work, the more things I get done. To all of you ... Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence...

It's National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored"

Cat Nap Anyone?

 

Horoscopes verses the Perfect Mate?

I, & who I thought was my perfect mate broke-up. A few weeks ago, after a long term commement of 3 1/2 years.(mostly after I moved and he asked me to marry him) Then, things just seemed to go from bad to worse (then again maybe their were signs all along)?.. Yes!! I am sad but...Life moves on with or with-out me..So I did the normal thing all women do try and look at where we went wrong? And if their was any signs.. Oh I read everything I could find (while web surfing to find my answers) Even checking out the Horoscope page to see if he was my perfect mate!! Well depending on which one you read you can throw it both ways. My Man was a (Aries) and the stars told me he was not a good mix with me, instead!! (told me I should run like hell and be glad I got away) They told me I should look for men born under three different stars, like: Pisces (now he's the man for me it says) Then: Virgo (he's suppose to be a definite keeper) Then last but least: Cancer (a guy after my my heart, and anything it wants)...LOL Well depending, on who you ask they will each laugh and say what they think of them. - Basing your love life on a Stupid Horoscope!! But yet every day we all find ourselves reading one in the local News-paper, or on the Inter-net while surfing. I don't know if any of they star(men) the signs say are right for me its hard to say? I do know I married a Cancer and he was not after my heart!! (unless to break it)..LOL. Each of us so different in so many ways, And its hard to say who's right for who? As people change every day...And just because he was the right guy today don't mean he's the one for you ..In the end! I stayed out of the dating swing for years, to try and fix me so I didn't make the mistakes I did in my last relationship...And you know what Ladies!! Yes I didn't pick-up where I left off with these type of men! (I jumped into a new barrel of problems)...I have finally figured something out about myself!!

I am a (fixer & Healer) I have to do this to feel good about me...BAD!! Me. Well I'm not going to run out and find me another man to replace the one who is gone, to prove it wasn't me who was the problem. I don't care!! What I am going to do is just try and fix me and figure out what makes me happy and then....If by some change.. Another man knocks me down trying to get me to look at it him.. So be it!.. But for now I am going to just enjoy my life and find things that make me happy..And stop worrying about what I did wrong, and what type of star man I should of or should date."

Witness

"A battle is waged
In the deep of me,
An epic struggle
'Tween sand and sea,
Where one resists
The other, so free...
Yet, no loss or gain
Marks Eternity."

Female -Hair Removal Methods

"Be prepared to laugh!! It takes a women to really get this and understand, the pain we must indure. This has to be one of the funniest and most god-awful scenarios I have ever heard of... Bless this woman!!!

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner; played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours. Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet? So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how this phrase haunts me!). I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!!! Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!! With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself.... RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. S**T!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP... Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums????? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it! Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . . . Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something, so I put my foot down. DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!!! I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off." Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right?? *WRONG!!!!* I get in the tub -The water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water!! Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?"She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!! Right!!!!!! I would be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!! By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me an my hand reaches towards the saving grace... The lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I really don't care!! "IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!! So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair color...My Son sent this to me and I just had to share it with all of you"

Mean Mom's

""My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright,It's all about the law today, The Children's Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room,don't have to cut my hairNo one can tell me what to think,or speak, or what to wear.I have freedom from Religion,and regardless what you say,I don't have to bow my head,and I sure don't have to Pray.I can wear earrings if I want,and pierce my tongue & nose.I can read & watch just what I like,get tattoos from head to toe.And if you ever spank me,I'll charge you with a crime.I'll back up all my charges,with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too! Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me, I'll call Children's Services Division, known as C.S.D. Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door. But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more. I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro. Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store. I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs. I've canceled that appointment to take your driver's test. The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best. I said No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch. And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time. We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine."He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR? Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead. The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head. Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat. That allowance that you used to get,will buy me something neat. I'm selling off your jet ski,dirt-bike &roller blades.Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying,Why are you on your knees?Are you asking GOD to help you out, instead of C.S.D..? from a (Mean Old Mother)... I saw this and loved it and just had to Post it!! To all the Moms Who have mean kids!!"

Men Now Have Help To Go PEE

A friend sent this to me thanks... Phil
High tech urinal OR Damn, you're one lazy bastard

FUNNIEST STORE SLOGANS IN AMERICA!

"Found these store slogen adds and thought they were cute, read on:

*FUNERAL HOME IN NEVADA -- Drive Carefully. We'll Wait.

*AUTO DEALERSHIP IN TEXAS -- The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet Is To Miss A Car Payment.

*GYNECOLOGIST IN NEW YORK -- Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix.

*ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK IN MONTANA -- Let Us Remove Your Shorts.

*SACKS 4TH AVENUE IN MANHATTAN --You Could Shop Here If You Were Poor, But That Would Be Stupid.

*B.B. GUN STORE IN TEXAS --Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn For 40 Years.

*CONDOM FACTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA -- Extra long is our specialty.

*SEX THERAPIST'S OFFICE IN NEBRASKA -- Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date.

*SEX CHANGE SURGEON'S OFFICE IN ILLINOIS-- Eat, Drink and Be Mary.

*COUPLE'S THERAPIST IN NEW JERSEY --Marriage: Cures Your Fear Of Being Alone.

*LOCAL BREWERY IN GEORGIA -- Beer Is The Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

*SPORTS SHOE STORE IN MICHIGAN -- Just Buy It, You Tub Of Lard.

*PLASTIC SURGEON IN MASSACHUSETTS -- The Breast Is Yet To Come.

*ELEVATOR OPERATORS' UNION IN CHICAGO -- We Do It Going Up And Down.

*LAWYER'S OFFICE IN OREGON -- We Do It In Our Briefs!

*U.S. MINT IN WASHINGTON D.C. --Blessed Are the Young, For They Shall Inherit The National Debt.

*MANHOOD ENLARGEMENT SPECIALIST IN VIRGINIA -- We make mountains out of molehills.

*HOT CHESTNUT VENDOR IN MANHATTAN -- For toasty nuts, try us.

*VACUUM CLEANER SHOP IN VERMONT -- We Suck!

*LAWN SERVICE IN VIRGINIA -- Let Us Kiss Your Grass. "

Hope I made you smile."

Condoms And The Preacher-man

Montgomery Ala.:"Controversial preacher says teenagers will stop having illicit sex no matter how strong the temptation if parents will make sure they never leave home without one of his trademarked -What Would Jesus Do?- Condoms stashed away in their purse or wallet. WWJD condoms are a divinely inspired idea and they work like a charm, says the Rev. Dr. Paul Morehead, whose short-wave radio broadcast, reaches an estimated 16 million listeners worldwide. Don't tell me about hormones. Don't talk to me about unbridled appetites of the flesh. When a young man and a young woman give in to Satan, when they strip down like animals in the wild and prepare themselves for a lusty round of heavy petting and full-blown sex, what better reminder for them to buck up than a WWJD condom with the image of our Lord and Savior right there on the package, and then, as a fail safe measure, also on the prophylactic itself? I've tested them with my own teenagers and hardly a weekend passes when one of them doesn't come back home with a WWJD condom completely unrolled as a badge of honor. At the very moment their temptation was strongest, they turned back from sin after seeing the boldly-lettered WWJD logo that, signifies, Stop! Think! What would Jesus do in this situation? Flabbergasted critics couldn't disagree more. They say putting Jesus Christ on condoms isn't just tacky, it's a sacrilege and they openly wonder if preacher Morehead hasn't lost his mind. If you give a child a condom, you're pretty much telling him that sex is ok as long as you use protection, fumes Marcia Kenderly, a born-again Christian with 4-teenage daughters. Rev. Morehead says his own children show him their WWJD condoms as proof that even though they came close to having sex, they didn't. But how can he be sure that instead of having sex with the condom, they didn't have sex without it? I'm a married adult and I wouldn't let my husband use one of those things. I feel like I'm committing a sin just thinking about it. Naysayers aside, Morehead has arranged for a manufacturer to produce 100,000 of the WWJD prophylactics that he plans to sell for $5 a pop over the Internet and through Christian bookstores nationwide. All the profits will go to a home I'm building for unwed mothers, says the preacher. A home that wouldn't be needed if those girls had been carrying a WWJD condom...I think this man, I'm sorry..BUT has a screw loose some where! Second, I doubt any good clean Christian book store would sell condoms. Let alone these with the words, WWJD. It just tackles my brain, what people will do to make a buck."

PHONY PARKING TICKETS

Madison Wisconsin; "Prosecutors say college student Anthony Gallagher had an ingenious way of making some extra money - phony parking tickets. According to authorities, Gallagher made copies of a real parking ticket and placed them on cars near his, frat house. He allegedly established a post office box to receive the payments. Police say they traced the scheme to Gallagher because the citation number on the phony tickets was the same as one issued to him in February of last year. According to prosecutors, Gallagher deposited hundreds of dollars from the phony parking tickets in a bank account. Laughed my Butt off.. It just throws me what people think of ? Guess you have to have a dis-honest mind to come up with some thing like this....Maybe he should go into government!! "

Speeder Gets Break For Upset Stomach

Norway;"A reckless driver in Norway got a reduced sentence for speeding on Monday after he told a judge he had to go faster than the law allowed because his upset stomach was working faster than he could drive. Was pulled over by police for going more than twice the posted speed limit. At one point, police clocked the driver doing 78 mph in a 31 mph zone. A state prosecutor wanted to confiscate the man's drivers license for six months, but the man said he had to rush home so he could go to the bathroom. Instead, the man had his license revoked for five months and fined $1,143. The violation of the law occurred solely as a result of the urgent need to find a lavatory, a need caused by stomach problems, the court ruled. I'll have remember this one the next time I need to talk myself out of a speeding ticket..Cute! "

Lap Dance - Constitutional Right

La Habra, Calif:"There's no constitutional right to get up-close and personal during a lap dance. That's the gist of a ruling from a federal appeals court. The panel has refused the appeal of a Southern California strip club owner who wanted a local "2-foot rule" overturned. The city of La Habra requires that lap dancers stay at least 2 feet away from customers during their performances. Badi "Bill" Gammoh, who owns the Taboo Theater, contends the rule infringes on freedom of expression. The strippers said they also lost money because of the requirement. A federal appeals court has refused to reconsider a January ruling that upheld the 2-foot rule. But Gammoh's lawyer said their fight isn't over yet. Question? How is it a LAP-DANCE, if your 2-feet from the person's lap? ..lol "

"** (UP-DATE)......Re-Blogged this as I heard, they are also passing the law and its 4-Feet!! in the fine city Of Seattle Washinton!!...Well guys best you be teaching that women of yours to give you a few lap dance's..huh! (But you better make sure you still give her the money for the dance!!) Look at it like this least your giving it to someone, who you have a chance...Having SEX with!!...LOL"

Parents fined for students' behavior

Texas;" Barwise Junior High school parent Jerry Shifflett got a $300 ticket Friday. But it wasn't from a cop catching him speeding. The $300 ticket was written by an officer patrolling his child's school. The offense: His 15-year-old son cursed at another student. His son was also sent to Denver Alternative Center for 15 days. Until receiving a recent rash of tickets, Shifflett said he'd never heard of ticket-writing in schools. And he doesn't like bearing the punishment for his child's misbehavior. "To me, it's a lot of money. I'm going to end up paying for it," Shifflett said. "My 15-year-old son doesn't work. They're basically punishing the parent." Ticket-writing in schools is nothing new, said WFISD Director of Security Karen Olson. She coordinates nine to 12 city police officers and Department of Public Safety troopers each school day. They patrol schools throughout the district and assist teachers with disruptions. The fines they dispense range from about $250 to $500. In 2001, they issued 132 tickets to students for disrupting class and 182 tickets for disorderly conduct. Police wrote another seven tickets to students found walking around town when they should have been in school. "Parents seem to feel when they drop their kids off at school, they're safe," said Elaine Bourgoin, Municipal Court administrator who files court cases that result from ticketing. "But teachers need help. Especially today." Shifflett said his son has been in trouble before and perhaps should be sent to ISS (In School Suspension) or to Denver Alternative Center for poor behavior. He said he approves of having officers in the schools to patrol for drugs, firearms and gang activity. But fining parents for a child's dirty talk is going too far, he said. "Send them to the principal's office, do like they do in the old days, bust their asses," Shifflett said. "But I don't think they should make it where the parent should pay an expensive ticket." But times have changed, Olson said. "If they want to complain about it, I tell them to tell it to the judge. I don't have the authority to dismiss those tickets...I myself wonder if the schools are going a bit far with things, Like - all children under 18-years must be enrolled in school or Parents are FINED!! With this New Law..(No Child Left Behind!!) I am reading in my small town news-paper where the G.E.D. Programs are looking a lot better to our children because they want to finish school and if they go forth under the new program they won't...I know a lot of you say this is a good program!! But I don't agree with you!! It's just a cover up in the school all the way to the White House -(has to do with School-Grant -Money)...If our government want to really help our Children- then they need to spend more money training teachers(paying them) to help kids/ instead of allowing teachers to moving into office positions within the school levels that's where the good ones are going because they have giving up ...No money in teaching our children anymore!! That's what I was told by a very good Teacher who just gave up and went where the money was! "

Sniffer dog dies of suspected drug overdose

Lanshire England;"A police sniffer dog died of a suspected overdose after a drug search. Police said that Todd, a 7-year-old Springer spaniel, fell ill after searching a car and field in Preston, northwest England. His handler took him to a vet, but his condition deteriorated and he died at Liverpool University's specialist animal unit. A police spokeswoman said a veterinarian had said the dog's symptoms were consistent with an amphetamine overdose. Blood samples were being analyzed to confirm the cause of death. Todd had served with the Lancashire force for five years, and was a family dog also. "He lived with them and they would all go for walks with him -- he was their dog. It was a shock for them," said Sgt. Peter Crane of the force's dog handling unit. "He was a little bit daft, like all springers are, but they are good working dogs and they are very, very keen," No drugs were recovered during the search, police said. I wonder if they gave him the same rights a police officer would get if they died in the line of duty? I hope so.. Is a sad thing for anyone to die for the fact of drugs, but he did what he was trained to do and that I am proud of animals that are able to do this"

Smoking A Corpse's Finger

"Sanger, Texas - Four teenagers, including the police chief's son, broke into a funeral home. They had planned to steal embalming fluid, dip cigarettes in it and smoke them. But when they couldn't find any fluid, they decided to cut off the finger of a corpse and took turns trying to smoke it. " I rest my case, just goes to show you what someone does to get high....Stupid huh!!"

Marijuana NO! -Sorry

Sydney:"Police team mistakes sorghum for marijuana. An Australian anti-drug police team destroyed a patch of tall sorghum destined for an Easter flower show, believing the plants were marijuana. Barbara Ubrihien told the Sydney Daily Telegraph she and her husband, Peter, have been getting a lot of teasing. "The farm has been in the family for three generations, but this is the first time its been involved in a marijuana bust," she said. The Ubrihiens' sorghum crop, patiently cultivated for weeks, was to be part of ant entry in the Royal Flower Show in Sydney. But they say that ended when a police helicopter flew over the farm in Bega, south of Sydney, and hovered directly over the sorghum patch, knocking the heads off the plants. A police spokeswoman said that the helicopter could not have been flying that low and suggested a strong wind was to blame.Laughed my butt of, when I read this. Now come on, I thought our drug-task-force & Police were train in knowing (Pot from Plant)..LOL" ( Been On a anti-pot kick this week, as have a friend who's kid seems to have a problem getting help/or should I say don't think he has a problem..)Mind you this young man was born with one kidney and a sick one, and finally got a donor one!! 4 years ago...Tick's me off , Because I told him someone else went with out for him to live & also the fact a mother dies so he could live...Amazing me how people think life is cheap. Just goes to show you how controlling the REEFER is!!"

Cannabis - Marijuana & Mental Health

Pot-Smokers:"Netherlands, coffee shop's are something of a euphemism, most of its customers go there not to drink coffee but to buy and smoke dope. Van Os isn't too keen on these places. He is a psychiatrist at the University of Maastricht who investigates the effect of marijuana on people's brains, particularly adolescents brains. And the findings of his research make him worry about the effects of all this dope smoking on kids. Smoking cannabis leads to serious mental health problems in later life, including schizophrenia. It is a frightening conclusion, and one that is already starting to shape the debate over the legal status of cannabis. By politicians, tabloid newspapers and mental-health lobby groups who want drug laws tightened up. Compared with substances like heroin and crack cocaine, cannabis is seen by many people as relatively harmless. But doctors have long known that cannabis cause symptoms of psychosis, one of the hallmarks of schizophrenia. I don't think we can deny it any longer, says Epidemiologist Mary Cannon of the Royal College of Surgeons in Ireland. Cannabis is part of the cause of schizophrenia. ...Sorry I'm not a pot Smoker. I have always told people I know that smoked it...WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE!! Because that's what you become when you smoke the shit... STUPID!!"

What is Normal??

I know to alot of you that have read my blog, I have changed my writing pattern on what I write. Been going thru alot of changes over the last few months and just trying to channel my feeling in the right place so been writing them here. I welcome any comments that are not mean or cruel as to help me maybe understand what I am writing as at times they are the rambling of a crazy women confused

Did I take the wrong road in life?

You know over the last few months I have been reflecting on a lot of things. My past life of grow-up to this point and where I should go or stay from here! I have done some things I am happy about in my past and some not, we all tend to look-back on these thoughts from time to time, or many times over as I am doing now. As to did I take the right road in my life as we call it, or did I make a wrong turn some where? We grow-up wanting the world and thinking we have it by the tail and have the rest of our lives to change it and then...One day we suddenly wake-up and see that we are alot older and haven't done even a fraction of what we wanted to do or see, And then ask our selves why? This is what I am doing now... Maybe this only happens when we hit a cross-road in our many turns of life that we don't like or suddenly we find makes us un-happy or just didn't turn out like we thought would...So we end up looking back and trying to see where we went wrong and were their any signs on the road of life that had warning signs on them!! Maybe yes and maybe No! The sad part for me is that even when I think I saw them I kept going thinking I knew what I was doing and where it would go, but never thought I couldn't shift gears fast if needed too! I know we all have felt this at one time or another, and we will figure it out just as I will in time, only...This time I am alot older and it is starting to make me worry that maybe it won't be as easy to find the answer, as I am alot more set in my ways and bull-headed about things and don't want to face the fact I have messed things up because I wanted things my way, and finally got them and now they aren't what I thought they would or should be so now I am un-happy. I know I will figure it all out in my own time just feeling abit confused on things right now with - New town, Home, Job, Kids, My Boyfriend (left behind)Who ask me to marry him after I moved, as we seem to fight even more now. My X-husband, His new girlfriend-he lives with(who my kids call mom-now after only knowing her 2-wks), Money, Bills-old & new, Cars(breaking-down faster then I can fix) I know you all think this is rambling of a crazy women, maybe it is, but I am that crazy women and I don't feel a shrink knows the answers anymore then me or god. So till I do, I will write my thoughts and feeling here till I figure out what the hell I am doing or not doing right!! I welcome any thoughts, if you have been thru this or have a second sight on life, But keep your cruel remarks and thoughts to yourself as this could someday be you writing this too! Thanks Bloggers for letting me vent.

About Me -Test

1. Nervous habits - Organize stuff obsessively
2. Are you double jointed - No, But I know my boyfriend thinks I am
3. Can you roll your tongue - Yes/No think I can?
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time - No, Not for trying tho.
5. Can you blow spit bubbles - Yes, usally happens when trying to look smart or sexy..I end up drooling too!
6. Can you cross your eyes - Heck I can do that one with my eyes closed

7. Tattoos -Yes, right hand (first boyfriend's name come-on I was 16 and stupid!) regret it -left him month later.
8. Piercing - Two holes in each ear but I usually only wear one set of earrings, or none
9. Do you make your bed daily -Sometimes if someones coming over, but always when I put fresh sheets on.

10. Which shoe goes on first - . I have no idea., bigger things to worry about like remembering my bra.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? - Plead the 5th.-,Hobo Spiders- hate spiders

12. On the average, how much money do you carry - Would that before I pay my bills or after I pay my bills?

13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7 - Think I lost or sold anything of value for bills

14. Favorite piece of clothing - Anything newer then me.
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it - Twirl with a spoon and a fork always.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam - think I ate something like it -gov.comm. when I was a kid at gramma's
17. Do you use extra salt on your food -Yes!! Yes!! Salt is my staple.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet -(9) kids grew sick of waiting for company so I can pass it off on them.

19. What's your favorite beverage 12oz, hazel/vanilla double shot Epresso.

20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant - Wendys Restaurant or a Philly Saug.when I can.
21. Do you cook - Only when absolutely necessary, like no money to eat at a fast-food.
22. How often do you brush your teeth -1-2 times more if I plan on sex ( I clean all body parts)

23. Hair drying method - Air dry or Blow dryer-bent at the waist with a brush, praying for no frizz
24. Have you ever colored your hair -Thought this was- wait -I don't remember what my natural color was!

25. Do you swear - Only when X-Husband or the person walking down the street looks at me, for a freebie

26. Do you ever spit - No I swallow/ Don't this question fall under fast food?

28. Food won't eat- Soft fat, Slimey veggies,Qysters,Snails, anything- that looked like my puppy threw-up!
29. Month - June (love spring)
30. Day - Saturday ( No work) Garage-sales!!
31. Cartoon - Tom & Jerry
32. Shoe brand - Hand me downs (if my birthday maybe a new pair from Payless every few years)
33. Subject in school - Smoking the most in memories.wait they was off school grounds.
34. Color - Mauve/earth tones
35. Sport - Sex / alot of four-play then sex with more four-play

36. TV shows - Six Feet Under, Law & Order, Will & Grace X-Files
37. Thing to do in the spring - Pick-up all the doggy drops I missed over the winter in the back-yard.

38. Thing to do in the summer - Repeat over and over # 37 because now my dog don't want to be in the kennel.
39. Thing to do in the autumn - Trick the dog to crap in the kennel not on the grass.

40. Thing to do in the winter - complain about no money because all the money goes to heat bills.

41. In the CD player - Van-Halen classic mix
42. Person you talk most on the phone with - My girls (talk about-bills/men/kids/our fat butts).

43. Reading - self-help about how to make you- younger,thinner, smarter,sexier,richer- or a steamy nasty book.

44. Do you check yourself out in windows/mirrors -Yes, I'd like to find me, because I don't know that women in the glass-I'm god's perfect model of women./least that what I keep telling myself..

45. What color is your bedroom -White/ its a rental.

46. Do you use an alarm clock - Yes, hate it but it saved my butt a few times/love hate thing.

47. Window seat or aisle -Window, so I can sneak a nap.

48. What's your sleeping position - Right /left depends if I'm sleeping alone.

49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket - At least a sheet don't like that not covered feeling.
50. Do you snore- like a chain saw I'm told but I am positive that is a big lie, because I've never heard me!
51. Do you sleepwalk - No, if I did just my luck I would walk out in public Naked!!
52. Do you talk in your sleep - Maybe's that's why my man's not talking to me? Just kidding.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals -Sure the more the better, something to hug in bed when I'm alone?
54. How about with the light on - ONLY!! if I'm having sex like to see what I'm riding-okay I'm Nasty!!
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on - Yes, Silence sometimes bugs me!/but have shut them off.
56. Last interesting person you met -My Lover -Phillip!!

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My Trip into Hell

I am sooooo sorry for being so distance from all of you!! It wasn't you, believe me!! I have had a really bad time getting my life in order from my move to a new Town. Things went from bad to worst, after my move, which took 2-months to get it done and still left things behind ! Even my move was a night-mare from a bad movie of Karma !! I know this is no excuse for not posting on my Blog!! But if you could find it in your heart to for-give me. Between not sure if I had a place to live- Rented a house that was cheap, if I cleaned it up!! That took a month to make just make livable Had black mold every where- I cried made me sick just working in it, wanted to walk away but didn't. Then-No job to trying, to make ends meet, for my children and me. Getting really sick with a Kidney & Bladder problems, my Boyfriend and I of 4 years, not talking to talking again after the move away from him. Oh he did ask me to marry him!!..When he came to see me, then he just sort of stop talking to me? (think I got dumped) Then quite a new-job, got ripped off at the tune of $600.00. tried to tell me he never got payed for the house I painted, found out to be a lie. To cars breaking down not once but now three times each time costing $150.00-$600.00. finely getting a car that ran, but no more because ...Because my 17 year old Son..(NO-driver-permit) thought he should take my car keys and go to a buddies house while I was sleeping found my car & him 9-hrs. Later only to learn that I now needed to replace the (clutch-plate & CV- Boot) Will cost$600.00 to fix both because, he didn't know how to drive a stick very well (Hit a stop sign!!)..Get aload of this-LOL, his reason it happened was..Said it fell out of a city truck (Now mind you these workers were out working at 5:30 in the morning on a Sunday!) He was following, and he couldn't get out of the way and went in the ditch only after he hit the sign and put a big-ass dent in the front-bumper & a piece of the wood from the pole of the sign in-bedded in the bumper... He said( Honest MOM!!) It just fell out of the truck he had no option but to hit it, was flying Thur the air at him!!...LOL He must think I was on the same turnip-truck that sign fell off..Well I stop talking to him for a week wanted to turn him in to the police, but figured living with me and giving me any money he came in to was far worse, also saved me the fees it would of cost ed to just have the system tell him what he did was wrong. Hell he already was scare I was going to kill him...Lord know I wanted to but I was numb. Takes a lot of house-cleaning jobs to make ends meet, let alone things like this to come along. Had 2-car's both not working well, but this one which was the cheaper car to fix& drive with the gas prices costed-($150.00 - Timing-Belt) My employer also fixed this one Boy she was mad!!. She's one of my ladies I clean house for and now a good friend because of her, I had a fixed car.. Again now agrees to fix my second car (the second time she helped me with a car-problem) Which needed brake-work to the tune of $350 (grinded & screamed help me every time I tried to move it because the brakes were down to nothing) she is letting me work it off in payments, because she didn't want to lose me as a house-keeper, as she also lived 45-min. In the country. Also the fact it now is the cheaper car to fix. Don't have any extra money, don't even have TV to watch, can get a fuzzy channel from time to time but that's all. Things are slowly come together to where I think I will make it but it has taken me going on 5-months now!! This move to a new town, was a bad thing to do, when things didn't go like I thought they would still climbing over boxes, as house is smaller and have less free time to un-pack, even tho I had to change plans, suffer a-bit things are getting better. Hope I didn't get on your nerves with my Poor-me on this Post!! Just wanted to vent and this seems the place to do it....Happy Labor-Day...P.S. My son has giving me $100.00 towards his debt to me, went to work at the fair turned over whole pay-check.

* Up-date - My sweetie still loves me, we just need to work some things out, living in two differant towns, he read this post too. We're talking again, thats a start.